Please join us as we convene upon the seam at Cowbell, on the Nolichucky River, in Erwin TN. This will be a gathering of friends who come together to celebrate the return of an old friend and to say goodbye to another.
The floods of 2004 decimated Cowbell, but time heals and the river has returned our old friend to form. We gather to celebrate the rebirth of Cowbell.
We also gather to celebrate our dear friend Taylor Martin as he embarks upon his future genesis. You see - Taylor will be married soon. I know what you’re thinking… And no, the state of TN has not legalized same-sex marriages. Taylor has actually found a beautiful woman who willingly wants to spend the rest of her life with him. Shannon is a true treasure. So we will gather to celebrate Taylor as he makes his transition from being a single, lazy, mildly disgusting, mediocre kayaker to being a married, lazy, mildly disgusting, mediocre kayaker. We gather to celebrate our love for Taylor the best way we know how… By dropping massive f***ing downtime!
Camping at Nolichucky Campground is $10 per night per person. Platforms are $12 per night per person, which might be a good idea depending on the weather. Please arrive with cash in hand, as LD (the campground manager), is not a man to be trifled with. A group dinner for Friday and/or Saturday is in the works. Please RSVP with Taft, everyone’s favorite World Mystery Champion. Taft is very thorough and is taking his Best Man responsibilities very seriously. The Champ asks that you RSVP with a text, email, AND phone call between the hours of 1am and 5am EST.
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