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Behold! I have before you Jib Squirt 16 Misty Mountains, spawned in the magical Halls of Karma. An age-old portal lying deep within the New River Gorge of West Virginia. This squirt destination defines our craft, reigning supreme in depth, power and vehement spirit of the mainline yet also offering calm relief in the Dogma feature and it's buoyancy defying teachings.

Webster's International Dictionary:

Taft: (verb) impatient, demanding, unrelenting, drinking to excess.
(noun) a mediocre mystery mover

The First The Serpent is finished enough for some still grabs. I might publish the vid in a week or so. Or, I might not. It's going to be hard to set her free.

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Ladyluck facing skyward might be the best photo of all time. Love how the water is about to engulf the lens. Can we have a video premier at Whirlds?

Here is the link to The First The Serpent, captured during the 6? fall weekends of Upper Gauley. Fast edits usually annoy me but had to give it a try. A taste for heavy metal might be the difference for tolerating the pace and wouldn't be surprised if it makes most people sick.

https://vimeo.com/219456834

Is there a link to download the entire thing (like you can for the 2014 and 2015 videos)?

And not to pile on to Josh and Taft's demands in the other thread, but I'm looking forward to seeing the 2017 highlights.

Pile away, I like the attention. No entire download link but added links to all four, on all four videos.

We are dropping the 2017 moniker from this year's Jib Squirt as there is only one video. It shall hereby be known as Facing The Gorgon and was just introduced in this thread:


Unfortunately for most of the fairy ears out there, it will be similar to The First The Serpent. Expect louder, harder, faster, longer and better with a touch of sensual femininity.